Lives of the Super Strong

I’m addicted to the new version of American Gladiators. Maybe it’s the campy warriors who defend foam pyramids week after week from villainous challengers hell bent on proving that God was wrong in creating the mighty gladiators that draws me in?

Titan

Lord Titan is easily the strongest of the gladiators. To even consider beating him is a hateful act. Titan only loses when told to by producers.



Crush

Undefeated in Joust, this smoking hot ex-cage fighter is only a few months younger that I am. She is also a Myspace friend.

Wolf

In promotional videos we’re told that Wolf has been fighting “men and animals” for his entire life. Rumor has it that before each match, Wolf is repeatedly kicked in the genitals by the other gladiators to charge him up.