The Public Enemy

1953

2008-09-05T19:27:00.002-04:00

1. Shane (George Stevens)
2. Pickup on South Street (Samuel Fuller)
3. Niagara (Henry Hathaway)
4. Roman Holiday (William Wyler)
5. Ugetsu (Kenji Mizoguchi)
6. Stalag 17 (Billy Wilder)
7. From Here to Eternity (Fred Zinnemann)
8. Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday (Jacques Tati)
9. Julius Caesar (Joseph L. Mankiewicz)
10. I Vietlloni (Federico Fellini)

Vitajex

2008-09-04T21:13:00.002-04:00

Here is one of the most stunning sequences I’ve ever seen in a motion picture... the Vitajex commercial from Elia Kazan’s A Face in the Crowd. It’s a film I’ve been thinking about more and more as the political season rolls on.

2005

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1. Batman Begins (Christopher Nolan)
2. Brokeback Mountain (Ang Lee)
3. Grizzly Man (Werner Herzog)
4. A History of Violence (David Cronenberg)
5. No Direction Home (Martin Scorsese)
6. Good Night, and Good Luck (George Clooney)
7. Caché (Michael Haneke)
8. Sin City (Frank Miller & Robert Rodriguez)
9. L'Enfant (Luc Dardenne & Jean-Pierre Dardenne)
10. Munich (Steven Spielberg)

I'm pretty sure I'm missing something.

2002

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1. City of God (Fernando Meirelles)
2. Signs (M. Night Shyamalan)
3. Gangs of New York (Martin Scorsese)
4. Punch-Drunk Love (Paul Thomas Anderson)
5. The Bourne Identity (Doug Liman)
6. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Peter Jackson)
7. Road to Perdition (Sam Mendes)
8. The Pianist (Roman Polanski)

9. Minority Report (Steven Spielberg)

10. Talk to Her (Pedro Almodovar)

Here is Ramses 2002 top ten list.

1960

2008-09-03T14:47:00.003-04:00

1. La Dolce Vita (Federico Fellini)
2. The Apartment (Billy Wilder)
3. Peeping Tom (Michael Powell)
4. Psycho (Alfred Hitchcock)
5. L'avventura (Michelangelo Antonioni)
6. Breathless (Jean-Luc Godard)
7. The Time Machine (George Pal)
8. The Virgin Spring (Ingmar Bergman)
9. The Magnificent Seven (John Sturges)
10. Elmer Gantry (Richard Brooks)

I tried chosing a random year to do a top ten. I came up with 1960. I'm sure I'm missing some great titles.

Irvin's Top Ten

2008-09-03T14:43:00.002-04:00

My friend Irvin has decieded to post his top ten starting from 1993 though 2007. Check it out.

I think I'm going to try a year.

High Times

2008-09-03T14:37:00.000-04:00

Palin Time

2008-09-02T13:01:00.000-04:00

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is far from qualified to be Vice President of the United Sates of America. McCain’s pick for VP is a cynical and insulting choice. It’s hilarious watching GOP foot soldiers on the cable networks bend over backwards defending her.

The Return

2008-04-15T14:17:00.001-04:00

I’m going to start posting again on the old blog pretty soon.

Kon Ichikawa Has Died

2008-02-13T12:38:00.002-05:00

Japanese director Kon Ichikawa has passed away at the age of 92. A long life well lived. Check out Tokyo Olympiad, The Burmese Harp, and his masterpiece Fires on the Plain if you haven't seen them yet.

Quick Notes: Lars and Charlie

2008-02-12T12:29:00.000-05:00

Craig Gillespie's Lars and the Real Girl is a film that could have soared but by the end is only “pretty good” in my opinion. The film is sometimes maddening because you wish they would have fleshed out certain scenes and sequences… play them out for all their worth. Still, the film very much worth seeing.

Ryan Gosling continues to prove that he’s one of the best actor’s of his generation with a performance that truly carries the film. Casting any other actor other than Gosling in the role of Lars might have been devastating to the picture. Gosling brings a certain weight and sweetness to the role than could have been turned into a stereotypical lunatic.

I also had the opportunity yesterday to watch Charlie Bartlett. The film starts out pretty fine but quickly beings to wallow in sloppy writing and fucking awful characters. The suicide of one particular character is handled so badly that you wonder if the scene wasn’t shot by a child.

It can be missed.

Roy Scheider Has Died

2008-02-11T13:42:00.000-05:00

One actor I’ve always looked forward seeing in movies, Roy Scheider has passed away from cancer. You’ll of course remember him from The French Connection, All That Jazz, and Jaws.

The world seems a little less cooler now.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Roy Scheider, a two-time Oscar nominee best known for his role as a police chief in the blockbuster movie "Jaws," died Sunday. He was 75.

Scheider died at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences hospital in Little Rock, hospital spokesman David Robinson said. The hospital did not release a cause of death.

However, hospital spokeswoman Leslie Taylor said Scheider had been treated for multiple myeloma at the hospital's Myeloma Institute for Research and Therapy for the past two years.

He was nominated for a best-supporting actor Oscar in 1971's "The French Connection" in which he played the police partner of Oscar winner Gene Hackman and for best-actor for 1979's "All That Jazz," the autobiographical Bob Fosse film.

However, he was best known for his role in Steven Spielberg's 1975 film, "Jaws," the enduring classic about a killer shark terrorizing beachgoers and well as millions of moviegoers.

Widely hailed as the film that launched the era of the Hollywood blockbuster, it was also the first movie to earn $100 million at the box office. Scheider starred with Richard Dreyfuss, who played an oceanographer.

"He was a wonderful guy. He was what I call 'a knockaround actor,'" Dreyfuss told The Associated Press on Sunday.

"A 'knockaround actor' to me is a compliment that means a professional that lives the life of a professional actor and doesn't' yell and scream at the fates and does his job and does it as well as he can," he said.

In 2005, one of Scheider's most famous lines in the movie _ "You're gonna need a bigger boat" _ was voted No. 35 on the American Film Institute's list of best quotes from U.S. movies.

That year, some 30 years after "Jaws" premiered, hundreds of movie buffs flocked to Martha's Vineyard, off the southeastern coast of Massachusetts, to celebrate the great white shark.

The island's JawsFest '05 also brought back some of the cast and crew, including screenwriter Carl Gottlieb and Peter Benchley, who wrote the novel that inspired Spielberg's classic. Spielberg, Scheider and Dreyfuss were absent.

Dreyfuss recalled Sunday a time during the filming of 'Jaws' when Scheider disappeared from the set. As the filming was on hold because of the weather, Scheider "called me up and said, 'You don't know where I am if they call.'

"He'd gone to get a tan. He was really very tan-addicted. That was due to a childhood affliction where he was in bed for a long time. For him being tan was being healthy," Dreyfuss said.

He added that Scheider "was a pretty civilized human being _ you can't ask for much more than that."

Scheider was also politically active. He participated in rallies protesting U.S. military action in Iraq, including a massive New York demonstration in March 2003 that police said drew 125,000 chanting activists.

Scheider had a home built for him and his family in 1994 in Sagaponack in the Hamptons, where he was active in community issues. The oceanfront house featured five bedrooms, four fireplaces and various decks and porches.

Last summer, Scheider announced that he was selling the home for about $18.75 million to singer-songwriter Billy Joel and was moving to the nearby village of Sag Harbor.

Daniel Day-Lewis: Classy Guy

2008-01-28T12:48:00.000-05:00

Ice Cold

2008-01-27T13:25:00.000-05:00

I love the cold weather of Michigan. It’s my zone, my playground. When I walk outside to get the mail, I feel like the Green Bay Packers playing on Lambeau Field. Don’t get me wrong, I look forward to warm weather in the spring and summer, but you get so used to breathing in ice cold air, it’s becomes a part of your everyday existence.

Casey Shot Jesse James

2008-01-25T11:33:00.000-05:00

How did Casey Affleck got put into the supporting category during award season for his brilliant work in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford? He is clearly the lead in the picture. At least they recognized him anyhow, I guess.

Heath Ledger Has Passed Away

2008-01-22T21:40:00.000-05:00

MovieDan82: So young
Irvin Malcolm: I know.
Irvin Malcolm: I'm bummed out right now.
MovieDan82: depressing
Irvin Malcolm: He has his whole career ahead of him.
MovieDan82: the films he would have been in...
Irvin Malcolm: I know.
Irvin Malcolm: He's a great actor.
MovieDan82: unlike other actors who have died, he really did have a strong body of work
Irvin Malcolm: One of the best of his generation.
Irvin Malcolm: He might get a posthumous Oscar nomination next year for The Dark Knight.
MovieDan82: I wouldn't be surprised at all.
MovieDan82: his work in Brokeback Mountain will always be legendary

xzackbowerx: im just kinda in shock
MovieDan82: I know!
xzackbowerx: i cried dude
xzackbowerx: b.c it was like
xzackbowerx: the joker just died today

MovieWes99: Heath Ledger is dead
MovieDan82: I know
MovieDan82: so shocking
MovieWes99: yeah
MovieWes99: can't believe it

Your Daily Diablo

2008-01-17T14:50:00.001-05:00

Lives of the Super Strong

2008-01-17T11:58:00.000-05:00

I’m addicted to the new version of American Gladiators. Maybe it’s the campy warriors who defend foam pyramids week after week from villainous challengers hell bent on proving that God was wrong in creating the mighty gladiators that draws me in?

Titan

Lord Titan is easily the strongest of the gladiators. To even consider beating him is a hateful act. Titan only loses when told to by producers.

Crush

Undefeated in Joust, this smoking hot ex-cage fighter is only a few months younger that I am. She is also a Myspace friend.

Wolf

In promotional videos we’re told that Wolf has been fighting “men and animals” for his entire life. Rumor has it that before each match, Wolf is repeatedly kicked in the genitals by the other gladiators to charge him up.

Run Jason Run

2008-01-17T05:53:00.000-05:00

Cinema is King on the Jason Bourne films.

"I felt out of the loop with the Bourne trilogy and all of the people who just love them. I saw the first film when it first came out on dvd and I thought it was just "ok" nothing more and nothing less. I remember that I tried to watch the 2nd film a couple of times on cable and I just couldn't get into it. I just couldn't get why people loved them so much.

So, after seeing The Bourne Ultimatum get so many rave reviews and get on so many peoples top ten lists, I became curious in checking them out. I wondered if I really was missing out on things and because of this I got all 3 films and decided to see them all over the course of 2 days. I can now happily jump on the bandwagon who love these films."

Hamburger Phone + Juno = Love

2008-01-16T13:09:00.000-05:00

At the beginning of Jason Reitman’s Juno with all of it’s hip dialogue and quirky characters, you smell blood in the water. You’re thinking the film will be crushed by the weight of it all, but something happens as the seconds roll on… it becomes about something. Juno is one of the few films I know of that treats teen pregnancy, or just pregnancy in general in an honest fashion. I know it may be hard to see at first with all of is quirky artifice, but it’s there I tell you.

While everyone are on their A game in the film, the very best performances are by Ellen “Tiny Dynamo” Page and Jennifer Garner. Poor Garner is overlooked in the reviews I’ve read by Ellen Page, probably rightfully so (she‘s that good!), but she really deserves notice for a bringing alive a character that that we initially don’t like but come to really love as the picture progresses.

Ellen Page is on fire in the picture. By the end of the film you want to put her in your pocket and protect her from the cold. Cute as a bug!

Page sells Cody’s dialogue with ease. It could have turned into disaster in the hands of another actress with less talent for delivery. There is a fine line between hip and overindulgence. A much harder performance to pull of than Julie Christie’s very good performance in Away from Her.

The criticism I’ve often heard about Juno concerns the dialogue by screenwriter Diablo Cody.

“I am sick of people thinking they know what teenagers are. It's BS. For some reason, everyone now classifies teenagers as the jocks/preps or the social outcasts who are funny because they're quick witted. That's ridiculous! I am a teenager, so I do have a pretty good opinion on this. No one I have ever met talks like that. I wish people would stop writing these awful movies about people they don't understand. You really want to know the best teenager movie I've ever seen is? This is the point where you stop reading because you are going to go nuts over what I am about to say. Seriously, stop reading. You won't be able to handle the truth and will make a crack at my maturity...But the best teenager movie that actually does relate to people is Superbad. Yeah, I know...Superbad, but seriously that is how people talk. And guess what? They wrote that when they were teenagers. So, tell the whores to stop writing awful screen plays and let real writers do the work. I don't want any more crap from people who just don't understand what they're writing about.”

Some viewers point out like this one from IMDB that sixteen year-old girls don’t speak like the character Juno and certainly they’re right, but what they fail to grasp is that Juno obviously takes place in a hyper pop-reality much in the same way Charles Schultz approached his comic strip Peanuts. If you want reality rent a documentary. In no way is Reitman and Cody striving for teenage realism, but they are going for an emotional truth, and a lot of Juno rings true.

Juno is one of the best films of 2007 and deserves all of it’s accolades.

Lunch With David: Saoirse Ronan

2008-01-12T11:56:00.000-05:00

Saoirse Ronan deserves a Best Supporting nomination for her work in Atonement.

Scopitone Rising

2008-01-09T14:58:00.000-05:00

Punch-Drunk Love plays a lot better for me now than when I originally saw it when it came out. I was inspired to re-watch it because my friend Ramses sent me an interesting article about the film from Senses of Cinema. The other factor that inspired me to revisit Punch-Drunk Love is the hoopla over the release of Paul Thomas Anderson new film There Will Be Blood.

Punch-Drunk Love is flawed by it’s very nature. The flights of fancy and whimsical moments in the film still throw me off, though I admittedly enjoy them. It’s also rather strange to see Adam Sandler so vulnerable in a motion picture. It’s still his career best.

A worthy film in a great auteur’s filmography. Punch-Drunk Love is the first film where Paul Thomas Anderson has abandoned his homage’s to Robert Altman and Martin Scorsese and announces that he will only be influenced by himself.

Class Act

2008-01-07T17:48:00.001-05:00

I’ll admit it, I’m very jealous of my friend Evan right now. He is taking an introduction to cinema class right now at college and gets to watch masterpieces like Stagecoach and Modern Times in a classroom setting.

David Lynch on the iPhone

2008-01-05T00:30:00.000-05:00

Maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen.

End of the Spears

2008-01-04T11:19:00.000-05:00

Irvin Malcolm: what is she on?
MovieDan82: no fucking clue
Irvin Malcolm: I think it's undiagnosed, out of control post-partum depression.
MovieDan82: Joker gas?

Go Iowa!

2008-01-03T14:38:00.000-05:00

Today is the Iowa caucus for both the Democrats and the Republicans, the first shot in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. At this point it’s anyone but Mike Huckabee for me. I shudder at having a “Pastor-in-Chief” at the White House. While personally not a fan of organized religion, I could careless what a candidate’s beliefs are. I do have a problem though if your beliefs are all your running on.

2007 Top Twenty

2007-12-31T18:21:00.000-05:00

1. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
2. Zodiac
3. No Country For Old Men
4. Hairspray
5. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
6. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
7. Ratatouille
8. Once
9. Atonement
10. Superbad

11. Eastern Promises
12. Waitress
13. The Bourne Ultimatum
14. Charlie Wilson’s War
15. Away From Her
16. The Hoax
17. Knocked Up
18. Gone Baby Gone
19. A Mighty Heart
20. The Devil Came on Horseback

BEST FILM: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
RUNNER-UP: Zodiac

BEST DIRECTOR: David Fincher, Zodiac
RUNNER-UP: Tim Burton, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

BEST ACTOR: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
RUNNER-UP: Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

BEST ACTRESS: Helena Bonham-Carter, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
RUNNER-UP: Niki Blonsky, Hairspray

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
RUNNER-UP: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson’s War

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Saoirse Ronan, Atonement
RUNNER-UP: Julia Roberts, Charlie Wilson’s War

BEST SCREENPLAY: Joel & Ethan Coen, No Country For Old Men
RUNNER-UP: Brad Bird, Ratatouille

WORST FILM: Redacted
RUNNER-UP: Shoot ‘Em Up

War & Legend

2007-12-31T15:46:00.000-05:00

Charlie Wilson’s War is an almost great film if not for a few clunky scenes in Afghanistan. Mike Nichols’ film is so close to greatness you can’t taste it, but atlas it is not to be. What is there is very funny and a fresh view of warfare and politics. You also get three great performances from Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, and the scene stealing Phillip Seymour Hoffman who deserves some serious recognition from the Academy.

I Am Legend is another film that shoots for greatness, though it’s farther away. The film is almost completely undone by the shabby CGI work and the character design of the Dark Seekers. Why didn’t they just use real actors for those roles? The character design of the Dark Seekers, which is atrocious, looks like something you’d find on the cutting room floor for The Mummy series. You can clearly tell the director was far more interested in the last man on Earth plot than the action-adventure aspect.

Will Smith’s truly great performance carries the motion picture and saves the day at the end. I’ve never seen the Fresh Prince so completely vulnerable before. Easily his best performances to date.

Seems a Downright Shame

2007-12-31T11:52:00.000-05:00

I've watched this video well over twenty times now with out any real explanation. Perhaps it’s the way this Norwegian gal gets her groove on to the words and music of Stephen Sondheim in super speed?

A Girl and a Gun

2007-12-31T11:46:00.000-05:00

My friend Irvin finally got himself a blog. Twas I who gave him the title for the blog and not Jean-Luc Godard.

Paging Norman Rockwell

2007-12-28T14:25:00.001-05:00

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is taking some time off the campaign trail to… pheasant hunt? The guy hasn't picked up a gun since 1963!

Little Children

2007-12-28T14:07:00.000-05:00

I don’t understand why some parents are so determined to take their children to films that are intended for mature audiences only. I was reading a member’s post on an internet bulletin board recently about how their young child is “very mature” and is very excited to see Tim Burton’s adaptation of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

I’m sorry but your six year old child doesn’t need to see a motion picture that was clearly made for adults. He won’t understand it. He’ll be horrified. Let your kid be a kid.

These parents have this fantasy of turning their little children into little versions of themselves. It’s a sickness really.

Call It

2007-12-26T19:04:00.000-05:00

Joel and Ethan Coen's No Country For Old Men only gets better with repeated viewings. You pick up on all the little subtleties and Easter eggs much easier. This is a title to savor and over again.

Merry Christmas

2007-12-25T12:39:00.000-05:00

More Human Than Human

2007-12-24T12:08:00.000-05:00

Watching Blade Runner: The Final Cut is like seeing the film for the first time. A masterpiece reborn.

I’m usually against director’s tinkering around with their work in the hope of appealing to modern sensibilities, but Blade Runner is a special case for obvious reasons. Every alteration in The Final Cut is so subtle that unless you were a super fan, you would never detect anything. The credit of this belongs to director Ridley Scott.

The Great Debaters of Fleet Street

2007-12-23T20:10:00.000-05:00

I got a chance to watch The Great Debaters this afternoon. It’s a much better film than Antwone Fisher, Denzel Washington’s first film as a director. Not a bad way to spend an afternoon. I have really nothing negative to say about the film.

Sweeney Todd did good at the box-office weekend with a respectable ten million dollars in fifth place. The 28% drop-off between Friday and Saturday is a tad alarming. The better picture of it’s box-office prospects will be painted next weekend.

"Now you know..."

2007-12-23T12:38:00.000-05:00

Ben Affleck’s Gone Baby Gone isn’t entirely successful, but what’s there is very good.

First, what’s up with the Silence of the Lambs middle section? Where did that come from? The film would have been much better without it. I did on the other hand enjoy the casting decisions… those faces rival anything you’ll see in a Sergio Leone film. See the film and you’ll know what I mean.

Second, I was far more impressed with Casey Affleck’s performance than Amy Ryan‘s, who is barley in the film. The love she is receiving from critic’s groups is completely uncalled for.

Casey Affleck on the other hand made one hell of a tough guy, an unlikely one too. This may sound strange but he reminded me of a young Robert Mitchum. I’m now really excited to see The Assignation of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford just for Affleck alone.

Quick Ratings - DVD Screener Season

2007-12-22T21:05:00.000-05:00

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (Sidney Lumet) ****

The Kite Runner (Marc Foster) **

Gone Baby Gone (Ben Affleck) ***1/2

The Bucket List (Rob Reiner) **1/2

Atonement (Joe Wright) ****

King Goes to the Movies

2007-12-22T10:54:00.000-05:00

Cinema is King has reviewed three huge winter titles.

Juno:

"Juno is a film that has so much heart, honesty, and such a hopeful look at life that it is extremely hard not to like. The characters are simple, the plot is simple, the direction is even great but simple. It's the strength in the screenwriting that sells the film and adds that extra kick that makes it stand out so much."

Sweeney Todd:

"Burton is really at his best in every single possible way. His dark gothic/German experssionism? Check. His gorgeous moody lighting and cinematography? Check. His bight, playful, and colorful side? Check. His morbid sense of humor? Check. All of his trademarks are here but he reaches a level of command and perfection to them all that they all serve to paint a beautiful and masterful film."

There Will Be Blood:

"I wont be going into plot specifics. This film can not be summed up so easily. I will just say that it is pure perfection and greatness non stop. The last act of the film is sure to leave most people just in stunned silence. There are also a lot of select scenes which are sure to strike up some controversy and debate between people. Anderson has created a film that is so dense with so many layers of depth and symbolism that I am sure will have everyone talking as well as having many people rewatching as soon as it hits DVD."

The Ballad of Sweeney Todd

2007-12-21T12:00:00.000-05:00

Zodiac, Hairspray, and No Country for Old Men cannot hold a candle to the magnificent mayhem that is Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. The film lived up to it’s up and more. I now have a new favorite film of 2007.

I’ve been madly in love with the material ever since I discovered it while in high school. Burton’s film is incredibly faithful, yet slightly different in the right places so that it’s not just a record of the stage show. Stephen Sondheim should be very proud. More people will see it this opening weekend than they saw it during it’s original run on Broadway in 1979. That just warms my heart knowing that Sondheim will reach such a large audience in such a short time.

The whole cast knocks it out of the park. I couldn’t imagine any other actors in the roles. If Johnny Depp isn’t nominated for Best Actor, I’ll riot at the Kodak Theater. His voice is excellent for the film. It’s rawness only enhances the film. The same can be said for Helena Bonham Carter who delivers a Mrs. Lovett who is one sultry devil woman. She too deserves a nomination from the Academy.

I’m just so ecstatic right now. I just wanted the film to be “Rent-good”. That’s all I asked for… What a surprise to find out that Burton has managed to make a masterpiece from a masterpiece.

There Will Be Sondheim

2007-12-20T15:11:00.001-05:00

I'm seeing Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street tonight at midnight. Life is good right now.

Free Michael Vick?

2007-12-18T18:00:00.000-05:00

This just in…

(AP) - Roddy White and four other Atlanta Falcons were fined by the NFL for violating uniform regulations with tributes to Michael Vick during last week's Monday night game.

Vick, Atlanta's suspended Pro Bowl quarterback, was sentenced to 23 months in prison on federal dogfighting charges the morning of Dec. 10. The Falcons played at home against New Orleans that night.

After scoring a touchdown, White displayed a "Free Mike Vick" T-shirt under his jersey. He, along with tight end Alge Crumpler and cornerbacks DeAngelo Hall and Chris Houston, were fined $10,000 each. Crumpler, Hall and Houston all wore black eye strips with written tributes to Vick, which the league called "displaying an unauthorized personal message."

Wide receiver Joe Horn was fined $7,500 for pulling up White's jersey to show the black T-shirt with handwritten white lettering. The fines were confirmed Tuesday by NFL spokesman Randall Liu.

Hall also had a poster of Vick on the field during pre-game introductions.

Free Michael Vick? Are you fucking kidding me? The man tortured dogs to death because they failed him in dog fights. What is going on with society?

Your Daily Scarlett

2007-12-16T12:00:00.001-05:00

Scar-Jo gettting her Bergman on.

Far From Dylan

2007-12-16T10:40:00.000-05:00

I’m not too sure what to make of I’m Not There. I think I have an idea what Todd Haynes was trying to accomplish… I think, and I consider myself a Dylan cultist.

Haynes clearly takes all the poet warrior shtick Dylan’s been throwing out for years seriously, which is a shame as I believe that that’s the least interesting thing about Bob Dylan. It’s just a stupid routine Dylan just got stuck doing since his early years.

Call me a square but I much prefer Martin Scorsese’s documentary No Direction Home over Haynes’ film. No Richard Gere as Billy the Kid (?) in sight. Now that’s a good thing. Still, I'm Not There is always interesting.

Guitar Hero

2007-12-12T05:59:00.000-05:00

Cinema is King's Ramses' excellent review of Once, one of the better films of 2007.

Get Off the Bus

2007-12-11T19:26:00.000-05:00

Bus Stop is a insane movie that has enough camp for several troops of boy scouts.

Bus Stop tells the charming story about a psychopathic man-child by the name of Bo, who leaves the ranch in search of rodeo glory and a woman to loose his virginity to. Lucky for him that woman is Mrs. Marilyn Monroe. Unlucky for her, Bo doesn’t except no as an answer.

After much stalking and psychical threats, dear Marilyn falls for the mongoloid after he gets his ass kicked by a bus driver who apparently enjoys intercourse with older woman who run truck stops.

I’m not joking… That’s Bus Stop in a nutshell.

On the plus side it’s one of the most gorgeous Widescreen Technicolor films I’ve ever seen. You also get a scene where Bo eats three raw hamburgers with onion. Really, this is the fucking movie you’re going to get.

Diablo Cody Has a Posse

2007-12-11T18:52:00.000-05:00

I am fascinated by all things Diablo Cody right now and I haven’t even seen Juno yet.

This on-set photo… It amuses me.

Punch it, Baby!

2007-12-11T14:07:00.000-05:00

The best film I’ve seen in the past few days was Sam Peckinpah’s The Getaway. I watched it with a friend on a rainy Saturday and was rather blown away. The Getaway is like the best film Jean-Luc Godard and Jean Pierre Melville never made together.

Up until now, the only Sam Peckinpah film I’ve really treasured was The Wild Bunch. I’ve always found the work of Peckinpah really messy and unrealized, which is not entirely his fault. The man had practically picture he made altered by studio forces.

By the Sea

2007-12-07T20:50:00.000-05:00

Looks and sounds wonderful. December 21st can't come soon enough.

The Decline of Western Civilization

2007-12-06T23:19:00.000-05:00

No Country for Old Men is easily one of the best films of the year. It’s a film I can’t wait to saver over and over again on DVD. The way the film uses it’s aspect ratio and sound for pure effect is mesmerizing.

Major props to Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, Kelly MacDonald, and Josh Brolin.

More later…

NBR Results

2007-12-06T11:17:00.000-05:00

Best Film: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Best Director: TIM BURTON, Sweeney Todd
Best Actor: GEORGE CLOONEY, Michael Clayton
Best Actress: JULIE CHRISTIE, Away From Her
Best Supporting Actor: CASEY AFFLECK, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Best Supporting Actress: AMY RYAN, Gone Baby Gone
Best Foreign Film: THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY
Best Documentary: BODY OF WAR
Best Animated Feature: RATATOUILLE
Best Ensemble Cast: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Breakthrough Performance by an Actor: EMILE HIRSCH, Into The Wild
Breakthrough Performance by an Actress: ELLEN PAGE, Juno
Best Directorial Debut: BEN AFFLECK, Gone Baby Gone
Best Original Screenplay (tie):
DIABLO CODY, Juno and NANCY OLIVER, Lars and the Real Girl
Best Adapted Screenplay: JOEL COEN and ETHAN COEN, No Country For Old Men

Top Ten Films:
(In alphabetical order)
THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
ATONEMENT
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
THE BUCKET LIST
INTO THE WILD
JUNO
THE KITE RUNNER
LARS AND THE REAL GIRL
MICHAEL CLAYTON
SWEENEY TODD

The Lion King in Detroit

2007-12-02T16:25:00.000-05:00

The Lion King was a phenomenal experience, even though I had what you would call an “obstructed” seat in the balcony. It didn’t matter. If a player was out of view, it was only for a matter of seconds.

There was only one hiccup during the night when the actor who was playing Scar had trouble with his microphone, which went out during the tail of ‘Be Prepared’. He swatted at it in effort to fix it, but it only made it worse. He sounded like he was under water. Lucky for the audience it came back a few seconds later.

The standout out for me was the actress who played Nala, Erica Ash. Her rendition of ‘Shadowland’ was a real “scorcher” as I like to say.

A truly once in a lifetime experience.

By the way, while in Detroit I ate an à la carte restaurant called The Sign of the Beef Carver. I had a hot turkey sandwich smothered in gravy with a slice of pumpkin pie on the side.

Detroit Opera House

2007-11-30T22:46:00.000-05:00

I was wrong, the Detroit Opera House is the largest theatre in the mid-west.

The King of Broadway

2007-11-30T18:59:00.000-05:00

I’m seeing the musical The Lion King tomorrow night at the Detroit Opera House. It’s the first time I’ve seen anything there and it’s the largest theatre in the state of Michigan.

The Detroit Free Press reviewed last night's opening performance.

Sweeney Has Come

2007-11-30T18:41:00.000-05:00

Sweeney Todd screened last night three times for the media, once in New York and twice in Los Angeles. The early “reactions” have been extremely positive. Here is a sampling of the best:

Tom O'Neil, Gold Derby:

"An embargo surrounding this film prohibits us journos from reviewing it, but we're permitted to discuss it in general terms, so let's try to tread that fine line so I can inform you about the most important movie of 2007. Certainly, it's the best I've seen all year, although, of course, I'm a bit biased as a diehard fan of the Broadway show.

Everybody whose opinion I pooled after the screening tonight said they thought the movie and Johnny Depp were brilliant. And everybody thought it was outrageously bloody and grisly. Many said they didn't think it could win best picture because of that. Yes, there was widespread belief that it'll be nommed for best pic, director and actor — maybe even best actress (Helena Bonham Carter), too — and that MAYBE Johnny could win, but not the film. Not because it doesn't deserve it. But because of all the blood, they say.

But is that true? Hold your derby horses, naysayers! Didn't lots of Oscarologists say "The Departed" was too violent to win last year? Didn't "Silence of the Lambs" break the taboo against horror flicks winning? Hey, are we all such a nation of wimps that we'll let a little blood — OK, a lot of it — get in the way of the year's best picture winning best picture?

After tonight's screening, I asked a number of journos the same questions: Do you think "Sweeney Todd" is going to have huge megabuzz and a high Cool Factor when it comes out? Yes, they all agreed. Is it going to be one of those Gotta-See Pix? Unanimous answer: yes.

If that's true — and it clearly is — then those factors may be enough to help it float the blood biz. And, frankly, the red stuff is handled in such an outlandish, cartoonish way that it often doesn't feel real.

But the movie does. In fact, it makes viewers feel so deeply in profound emotional and psychological ways, that it will haunt you, on many levels, long afterward. Director Tim Burton has created a masterpiece for the ages. If namby-pamby Oscar voters are too squeamish to give it the best picture award it deserves, Sweeney Todd would be entirely justified to give them all a close shave."

Jeffery Wells, Hollywood Elsewhere:

"I went to last night's screening of Sweeney Todd (Dreamamount, 11.21) with a guarded attitude. Here we go, another flush of the downward Burton swirl, get ready for it. The man has been in a kind of losing-it mode since Planet of the Apes and he's had his day...live with it. And then it began, and less than two minutes in I knew it was exceptional and perhaps more than that.

Ten minutes later I was feeling something growing within me. Surprise turned to admiration turned to amazement. I felt filled up, delighted. I couldn't believe it...a Tim Burton film that reverses the decline! Call me a changed man. Call Burton a changed man. Sweeney Todd is his best film since...Beetlejuice?

I have to leave for LAX and a flight to Boston in less than an hour, but I have to get at least some of this down.

All my life I've loved -- worshipped -- what Stephen Sondheim's music can do for the human heart. Blend this with a tragic, grand guignol metaphor about how we're all caught up with some issue of the past -- needing on some level to pay the world back for the hurt and the woundings. Add to this Burton's exquisite visual panache and precision, the drop-dead beautiful, near monochromatic color, the ravishing production design and...pardon me for sounding like a pushover, but this movie pushes over.

At times it melted me like a candle. I was lifted, moved. I was never not aroused. Every frame is a painting.

Johnny Depp is fantastic as the Demon Barber of Fleet Street -- he has to be a Best Actor candidate as of this moment. It grieves me to admit this, but bully-boy David Poland predicted that Depp's Todd would be a major contender early last year. Helena Bonham Carter can't sing very well but she's great anyway. Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall, Jamie Campbell Bower (a major new arrival), Jayne Wisener, Sascha Baron Cohen...everyone fills the bill."

By a Nose

2007-11-25T17:53:00.000-05:00

Are people still talking about Nicole Kidman’s Oscar winning role as Virginia Woolfe in The Hours? I didn’t think so.

What a ridiculous performance in a pretty dreadful movie. Not once watching the movie do I ever believe I’m watching Virginia Woolfe. What I see is Nicole Kidman strutting around the screen wearing a big rubber nose on her face. Oh, how brave of her! The illusion is broken folks… and it isn’t coming back. She would have been better off forgetting the prosthetic nose and just playing the role without a physical attribute and try to create some sort of emotional truth. Joaquin Phoenix doesn’t look anything like Johnny Cash in Walk the Line, but at least his performance, which I consider to be petty good makes you believe he could be Johnny Cash. He doesn’t reply on some gimmick, which the nose is...

... and she still doesn't even look like Virginia Woolfe!

My Top Ten of the Year So Far...

2007-11-25T15:17:00.000-05:00

1. Hairspray (Adam Shankman)

2. Zodiac (David Fincher)

3. The King of Kong (Seth Gordon)

4. Eastern Promises (David Cronenberg)

5. Ratatouille (Brad Bird)

6. Waitress (Adrienne Shelly)

7. Away From Her (Sarah Polley)

8. The Bourne Ultimatum (Peter Greengrass)

9. The Devil Came on Horseback (Ricki Stern & Anne Sundberg)

10. The Hoax (Lasse Hallström)

There are still a ton of movies to see.

"It's a silly place"

2007-11-25T13:04:00.000-05:00

Zack Snyder’s 300 is one of the great howlers of 2007. No film has provided me this much laughter in a long time. The first time I saw the film I was practically on the floor in hysterics. The prologue, the sex scenes, the dancing oracle, the deformed creature, the unintentional homoeroticism! It’s all too much for one viewer to handle…

I know this flickering hard-on is beloved to many, but I just fail to see it’s greatness. I’ve tried real hard during several screenings to see what everyone else sees, but I can not. Admittedly I’m jealous.

A Coversation with Irvin Malcolm

Friday Night

2007-11-23T21:04:00.000-05:00

A lazy, lazy Friday night... no Real Time with Bill Maher tonight due tot he on-going WGA strike. I'll guess I just have to watch Hairspray again on DVD.

I can hear the bells.

The Baker

2007-11-21T11:11:00.000-05:00

Where can you get this one-sheet?

Gold Rush

2007-11-20T12:23:00.000-05:00

Here are my current Oscar predictions:

BEST PICTURE

Atonement
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
No Country for Old Men
Into the Wild
Juno

BEST DIRECTOR

Joel & Ethan Coen - No Country for Old Men
Joe Wright - Atonement
P.T. Anderson - There Will be Blood
Tim Burton - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Ridley Scott - American Gangster

BEST ACTOR

Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will be Blood
Denzel Washington - American Gangster
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
George Clooney - Michael Clayton
James McAvoy - Atonement

BEST ACTRESS

Marion Cotillard - La Vie en Rose
Julie Christie - Away from Her
Amy Adams - Enchanted
Ellen Page - Juno
Keira Knightley - Atonement

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men
Hal Holbrook - Into the Wild
Tom Wilkinson - Michael Clayton
Casey Affleck - The Assignation of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
John Travolta - Hairspray

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Cate Blanchett - I’m Not There
Kelly McDonald - No Country for Old Men
Amy Ryan - Gone Baby Gone
Leslie Mann - Knocked Up
Ruby Dee - American Gangster

Attend the Tale

2007-11-19T14:11:00.000-05:00

I want this movie to come out now!

Eat Hearty

2007-11-19T12:25:00.000-05:00

My friend Ramses agrees with me.

Days of Heaven

2007-11-19T11:50:00.000-05:00

I remember renting Days of Heaven a long time ago from my local rental house and when I got home to play it, the sound was completely fucked up on the VHS tape. It didn’t matter. I found the plot easy to follow. The film contains very little dialogue and the gorgeous images simply spoke for themselves.

I wish I could hug this film.

No American film has rivaled Days of Heaven’s beauty since 1978. Most modern films use filters and are digitally color corrected so they appear slick and glossy and look like every other motion picture. Rarely now does a filmmaker rely on his film stock and lighting.

Cinéma du Look

2007-11-17T15:49:00.000-05:00

Diva makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, yet it still manages to be rather brilliant. Jean-Jacques Beineix's film has something do with bootleg audio recordings of an opera star, blackmail, and police corruption, but that’s all a McGuffin for stylish chase scenes and show-off camera work.

The film is so busy with nonsense that it’s marvelous look at.

Black Saturday

2007-11-17T15:32:00.000-05:00

I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever see Michigan beat Ohio State again in my lifetime.

Go Blue!

2007-11-17T10:39:00.000-05:00

BEAT OHIO STATE!

Redacted Still Sucks

2007-11-16T18:46:00.000-05:00

I’m glad I’m not alone with opinion on Brian DePalma’s Redacted. Jeffrey Wells nails it with his review posted earlier today:

"Brian DePalma's Redacted pretends to be a video verite account of some horrid homicidal behavior on the part of some U.S. troops (based on an actual incident) with a third-act stab at depicting the moral penalty for such deeds. I saw it as a sloppy film about a group of badly directed actors playing soldiers, and the hell of being surrounded by pretension gone wrong. I've never seen a worst-acted film by a major-league director in my life. DePalma has no ear -- no ear whatsoever -- and those who see Redacted will suffer because of this.

It's basically about a grunt who sees himself as a future director (Izzy Diaz) incessantly taping his deeply irritating buddies talking about their pathetic lives and viewpoints, and basically watching these guys (a couple of whom are disgustingly overweight) be gross, common and deeply uninteresting. On top of DePalma making us listen to loop after loop after loop of George Friderich Handel's Sarabande (this music is owned by Stanley Kubrick's Barry Lyndon -- what was DePalma thinking?).

I'm in full agreement with David Denby's comment, which is that Redacted is "hell to sit through." It's the atrocious acting that gives it this quality. It made me do the usual thing I do when I'm trying to get through a rough sit -- leaning forward, tapping left foot, hands over face, quiet groans, singing my favorite songs to myself, etc."

Noah Forrest also wrote a very good piece about the film for Movie City News.

I’m pleased that Redacted is finally being exposed as the piece of shit that it is. These reviews have also reminded me what a joke Brian DePalma's last film The Black Dahlia was… and that film contained my beloved Scar-Jo!

'Johanna' from Burton's Sweeney Todd

2007-11-15T11:53:00.000-05:00

Johnny Depp knocks it out of the park!

Cinema is King Goes to the Oscars

2007-11-15T11:49:00.000-05:00

Cinema is King's Ramses Flores has posted his Oscar predictions.

I think he's dead on about the Coens winning Best Director.

Your Daily Scarlett

2007-11-14T15:34:00.000-05:00

Redacted Sucks

2007-11-13T19:21:00.000-05:00

Is there a director more hit and miss than Brian De Palma? I watched a screener of his latest Redacted this afternoon and it’s lives up to it’s reputation as a truly awful motion picture.

Redacted is based on a real event that happened in Samarra, Iraq in 2006. A fifteen year old Iraqi girl was raped and killed along with a majority of her family by a group of U.S soldiers. Redacted is not the film to tell this story. Every acting choice by the actors rings incredibly false. To show that these young men are out for blood, De Palma has them practically drooling, grabbing their crotches, and spewing racial epitaphs in every scene. These guys are beyond mongoloids. Certainly it took mongoloids to commit such an horrendous act, but I doubt they resembled the 1972 Oakland Raiders.

Brian De Palma’s use of amateur actors kills any chance for Redacted to be taken seriously. Virtually every actor in the movie delivers their lines with a jittery, stream of conscious delivery that you often see in a high school drama class doing improvisations. Also add a layer of the worst Eminem imitation you’ve ever seen.

Redacted contains more stereotypes that The Dirty Dozen. It’s as if Brian De Palma hasn’t been around another human-being in years. You have the fat, raciest redneck who camouflages himself in the stars and bars. You have the wacky Latino who speaks like Speedy Gonzalez. You have the weak, whining, bookwork liberal who stands above the fray and sees the truth… grab me barf bag so I can hurl. You have to be with these people for the whole movie! They do everything according to their stereotype. If you’re looking for any sort of deviation from the playbook, you’re watching the wrong movie.

Bill O’Reilly is wrong about Redacted. The film is not anti-military or anti-American. It’s anti-good.

Dan vs. Joel & Ethan Coen

2007-11-12T22:36:00.000-05:00

Blood Simple ***1/2

Raising Arizona ***1/2

Miller’s Crossing ****

Barton Fink ***

The Hudsucker Proxy **1/2

Fargo ****

The Big Lebowski ****

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? ***1/2

The Man Who Wasn’t There ***

Intolerable Cruelty ***

The Ladykillers *1/2

Fucking Lions...

2007-11-12T10:22:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I was a little off with my football prediction... Fucking Lions...

Domestic Disturbance

2007-11-11T12:18:00.000-05:00

Doug Liman’s Mr. and Mrs. Smith is a pretty good action film. I watched it late last night when I was bored out of my skull. I was surprised to see that it didn’t fare too well on Rotten Tomatoes and Netflix’s user ratings. Sure the film is nothing but eye candy and elaborately staged action sequences, but isn’t that what film is really all about? Jean-Luc Godard once said that all you need to make a good movie is a girl and a gun.

Also, you have to give credit to Liman and screenwriter Simon Kinberg for taking the allegory of broken marriages and domestic violence to the logical extreme.

And has Angelina Jolie ever looked more attractive on film? The woman seems to be specially created for the movies.

Lions

2007-11-11T11:53:00.000-05:00

There is going to be a bunch of sad people in Arizona today.

The Detroit Lions will destroy the Arizona Cardinals today by a margin of 100 points. Anything less will be a major disappointment. We have the manpower to achieve this.

In Jon Kitna we trust.

Spall as Pierrepoint

2007-11-09T20:42:00.000-05:00

Timothy Spall is truly amazing in Pierrepoint: The Last Hangman. He plays Albert Pierrepoint, an executioner who executed over 600 criminals by hanging including high profile Nazis at the end of World War II. Watching Spall as Pierrepoint slowing changing his mind about capital punishment is rather exhilarating in an odd way.

Vitamin E

2007-11-09T11:32:00.000-05:00

My friend Evan has re-launched his blog Vitamin E.

Evan’s been gong through a rough time as of late. He got thrown out of his apartment and had to move in with his old man.

Myself and my friend Ricky went over to Evan’s new home for a dinner party. To be frank, the “dinner” actually consisted of a case of Red Stripe beer, a loaf of mini rye bread, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a prostitute named Skylar that Evan’s Dad (Mr. D) knew from his previous job as a night security guard for Michigan Sugar.

Evan was promising us a fun night full of laughs and good stories. What we actually got was a nightmare full of sexual humiliation and thinly veiled racism, which was unfortunately mostly directed at Ricky. The night pretty much consisted of Mr. D challenging his son’s sexual orientation and trying to force his son to have sex with Skylar in the living room in front of us.

“Fuck her! Fuck Her! Wooooo! She wants to!”

Evan has a smirk on had face assuming this was a joke, “Dad, I don’t want to do this!” he nervously laughed.

“Holy shit! Maybe I should brought you over a dude… huh Little Miss Jackie? Little Miss Jackie! Little Miss Jackie!”

This is when Mr. D put down his very stiff drink and grabbed Evan’s shirt collar, “Either you drop the shtick and grab you dick, or I swear to God I will fucking unload in your fucking face…”

Evan started to tear up, “I want to go home…ok… I think I want to go home

“Wooooo Wooooo!”

“Stop it! Please!”

“What do you got, whiskey dick?”

“I don’t love her enough to do that to her. Hell, I don’t even know that girl!”

“If you don’t start pounding that capital ‘V’ in the next minute, I will fucking invade your asshole with the high hard hat. I don’t give a fuck about life. I don’t give a fuck about you. I don’t give a fuck about Skylar. You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. You have the nerve to pull that hot shot shit around me… I'll break every bone in your goddamn body. You understand me? Yeah, you're in for a change, mister, a whole other ball game!”

“Everything is going too fast! Stop!”

“Wooooo! Wooooo!”

Evan was uncontrollably sobbing. Evan’s Dad was determined to get his son laid. The whole saga came to end when Mr. D got distracted by Ricky playing on his cell phone. He became incredibly paranoid that Ricky was calling his work to get him in trouble for some reason. I also must add that a video camera was rolling the whole time.

Later in the night when the sexual charades was coming to a end, I asked to use the restroom, and Mr. D said, "Sure, it's right around the corner there." Once I went in the restroom, Mr. D locked me in there for like 45 minutes. There was doo doo, feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. Then Mr. D came by the window outside and made the sarcastic remark, "Smell… does it smell good enough for you in there? How do you like the smell? Is it good?" I just simply replied, "It's alright. It's okay." I just sat there, and waited until he got bored and let me out.

When I exited the bathroom, you could tell that Mr. D was physically aroused, possibly from what he just did to me. He was massaging it with a relaxed motion with his right hand as I quickly walked past him. Evan noticed it as well and yelled, “Dad, your boner!” His dad then got right up in face while grabbing his swollen member and screamed, “Stupid, worthless, no good, God damned, freeloading, son of a bitch, retarded, bigmouth, know it all, asshole, jerk!”.

Evan replied sarcastically, “ You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful…”

Evan’s dad then reared back his hand and slapped Evan’s face with incredible force, knocking his nose to the left side of his face. Evan hit the floor with a massive thud and blood began to spray everywhere. Mr. D roared with homicidal rage, “Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!”. Then out of nowhere to our absolute bewilderment, in an act of hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Mr. D pulled down his pants and defecated onto his son’s face. The site of an unconscious Evan at his most defenseless covered in his father’s human waste was horrifying. Mr. D then proceeded to call out Skylar from the bathroom who was in there freebasing crack cocaine to look at his dastardly deed.

Me and Ricky watched all of this atrocity from the kitchen. We were petrified that the violence would soon come to us. We contemplated for several minutes whether to call the police or not. We chose not to solely for the fact that the 911 operator wouldn’t believe us.

With his pants still around his ankles and his , Mr. D stormed around the house cross-eyed from massive amounts of alcohol and amphetamines yelping, “What? No one’s going to fuck this broad? Fine, I’ll fuck her! My nuts are going to be up to guts!”

Mr. D then began to engaged in full-blown anal sex with Skylar right there in front of us, all while proclaiming that he was going to give her the super strain of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome that he picked up while he was a truck driver in Zambia for Nabisco Foods.
Skylar didn’t really look like she was into but that didn’t detour Evan’s Dad. He finished an hour later after taking numerous stops to catch his breath and to freebase a little crack cocaine from Skylar‘s bodacious stash. He made all of us watch.

I hate to report that the last freebase break went horribly wrong for Mr. D. Apparently he over heated the glass pipe and it exploded in his face. Ricky has this whacked-out theory that he intently did this to prove a point. What that point is I don’t know. What I do know is that a majority of Mr. D’s face had melted away leaving him with a skull like appearance. The living room looked like a bloodbath, and there was glass everywhere, it was even embedded inches into the walls. Ricky and I made the decision not to offer him a ride to the hospital… not that he was looking for one to begin with.

The very last portion of the night featured Mr. D, who’s face now was massively hemorrhaging from a narcotics mishap just moments before, berating his son for purchasing a rock polisher machine earlier in the week. Apparently Evan had gotten two hundred dollars for his birthday from his grandmother, and his Dad wanted him to invest the money into a 1952 Mickey Mantle Topps baseball card. Evan instead bought a rock polisher machine because he was looking to get into a new hobby this winter. You know, something you can do inside.
“Why don’t you lay off the kid”, said a brave Skylar

“Yeah Dad, this rock polisher is a great investment! Rocks look so cool once their all polished up. ”

As fast as lightening, Mr. D, who is now in the later stages of dementia by blood loss, smashes Skylar in the face with an empty beer bottle. He then grabs the bloody, nude, and hysterically screaming Skylar by the hair and throws her out the door.

Mr. D turns to Evan and says, “That’s someone I love, and you I don't even like. You fuck with the bull you get the horns!”

While son and father continued to argue about the ethics of tossing a prostitute out like a rummy, Me and Ricky made our escape. I’ll tell you what, you’ve never seen two people leave an apartment as fast as we did last night.

What a terrible, terrible night.

Diablo Cody on Strike!

2007-11-08T12:53:00.000-05:00

New Sweeney Todd Theatre Stand-Up

2007-11-05T22:44:00.000-05:00

No Country For Old Men

2007-11-05T12:43:00.000-05:00

According to the deafening buzz, No Country For Old Men is a return to form for the Coen brothers. I’m salivating at the chance to see this supposed masterpiece from these two national treasures.

The Coen brothers last two films arrived with a thud in the film community. I think I’m in the minority for my admiration for Intolerable Cruelty and with the exception of the inspired performance by Tom Hanks. their remake of The Ladykillers was disappointing.

Here is Peter Travers’ review for No Country For Old Men.

Cría Cuervos

2007-11-03T16:36:00.000-04:00

Cria Cuervos is the best film I’ve seen this year. It’s a 1976 Spanish film by Carlos Saura, a filmmaker I’m not all that familiar with but soon will be. I rented it from Netflix a few months back based on a recommendation from a friend. I’m glad I took it.

The film stars Ana Torrent, who you may remember as the young girl from The Spirit of the Beehive. Her character in Cria Cuervos is the kind of child that’s all internal, always lost in thought, and has a wondering imagination. She becomes obsessed with the idea of death when she witnesses her father pass away as he is having a tryst with his mistress. I know this sound like a strange departure point for a movie, but you just have to go with it.

Ana, along with her two siblings move in with her aunt and grandmother after the funeral. From this point on, the picture becomes a mediation on various themes. The one theme that really fascinated me was memory.

Because the film unfolds in memory as the grown up Ana played by an awkwardly dubbed Geraldine Chaplin recounts her childhood, the film makes no effort in distinguishing between reality and fantasy. Cria Cuervos correctly demonstrates that memory is deceiving. Memory is the ability to retrieve past information, but there is no guarantee that your retrieving reliable information. Our brains are like editing machines. We cut out the boring parts, re-dub dialogue, and tighten-up the pace.

As an adult searching through bins of nostalgia and moments from the past, I, myself can’t exactly recall what was real life and what was simple childhood fantasy. Did I fall off the monkey bars during recess at school? Did I really throw water balloons at cars as I hid in a ditch? I seem to remember doing these things… but then again I can’t be sure.

Memories are the only personal thing we really have left when we get older… real or imagined…

… and that’s why I loved Cria Cuervos?

Everything about the film is top tier, especially the use of music. See the film.

No Place Like London

2007-11-03T14:22:00.000-04:00

So far the early reviews for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street have been ecstatic. I had a friend who saw it a few weeks ago at an advanced screening and she absolutely loved it.

"I’m sure you’ve already heard from others, but – key points in a nutshell:

-1 hr 50 mins, not including end credits (they only showed the front credits).

-No ghosts, only music from the ballad.

-Full-throttle musical – believe it or not, you don’t really miss the things that are missing. It’s almost more of a musical than the stage musical! When they sing they REALLY sing, and I’m probably exaggerating, but it seemed like over 80% sung. The music is very powerful throughout. Depp is excellent. Carter has a strong accent. Anthony and Tobias almost steal the show.

-It is almost exactly like the screenplay, minus the ghosts and minus the beginning/end pool of blood thing.

-About 60 people in the audience, with very positive reactions (a few negative)... but the audience isn’t a “random sample”.

-Very disturbingly violent and gory – it’s actually a “musical-horror” movie. We knew it would be a unique film, but it is radically unique because it’s also hilarious. Sure to get widely varying reviews."

Internet Sweeney Todd Trailer

2007-11-02T19:39:00.000-04:00

Ann Coulter on The Daily Show (6-17-02)

2007-10-31T14:26:00.000-04:00

Happy Halloween!

Extreme Ways

2007-10-30T18:53:00.000-04:00

The Jason Bourne trilogy is the best film trilogy since The Lord of the Rings… not that there were many contenders. Even the weakest entry in the series, The Bourne Supremacy was a really good movie.

I just finished watching The Bourne Ultimatum a few minutes ago. It’s easy to understand why this film had a huge summer box office. It’s just as good as the first entry. Brilliant chase scenes throughout the whole picture. I also loved the way Ultimatum connects with Supremacy. Talk about talking it's time to tell the story!

I’m glad I watched it at home and not at the theatre. All the hand-held camera work and fast paced editing would have given me a serious headache. The intimacy of a large sized television set corrects this.

The Bourne Identity (2002, Doug Liman) A
The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Paul Greengrass) B+
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007, Paul Greengrass) A

Homemade Wicked Movie

2007-10-30T12:24:00.001-04:00

A very disturbing video I found on YouTube.

Best Picture Predictions

2007-10-30T12:04:00.000-04:00

Here are my current predictions for Best Picture:

Atonement
No Country For Old Men
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Juno
American Gangster

I would like to include There Will Be Blood, but I have a feeling it will receive mixed reviews. The four journalist who saw it last week have been suspiciously quiet.

Sweeney Todd is wishful thinking.

2001: A Space Odyssey

2007-10-29T15:54:00.000-04:00

I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey again a few nights ago and saw a completely different film than the one I had seen so many times in my youth. As a kid, I saw a film about the beauty of space travel. As an adult, I see a film about the evolution of man and our place in the universe. I also fully understand now Stanley Kubrick’s use of HAL9000, the computer who attempts to destroy the ship’s crew.

HAL is the most human character in the film. The computer acts all too human in his quest to destroy the Discovery crew out of embarrassment, pride, and self preservation. HAL does not want to be shut down (to die) by the space man. HAL is fully conscious and wants to remain so. The shut-down scene is unbelievably sad.

"These are my friends..."

2007-08-12T11:51:00.000-04:00

I Want Sweeney

2007-08-02T17:55:00.000-04:00

Tim Burton’s upcoming adaptation of Stephen Sondheim’s Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet is driving me crazy with anticipation. I don’t think I’ve been more excited to see a motion picture in my entire life. For months now I’ve been searching the internet for any bits of information regarding the film. All I have so far to quench my geeky thirst is a promo one-sheet poster from Comic-Con. Needless to say it’s not doing the trick. Oh, what I wouldn’t do for a teaser trailer.

I can’t believe I’m this excited to see a Tim Burton directed movie. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve enjoyed a great many of Burton’s offerings like Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, and The Corpse Bride. Tim Burton is also the man responsible for shattering the test tube with Batman Returns, Mars Attacks!, Planet of the Apes, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The dread of knowing such an uneven auteur handling one of my favorite pieces of art give s me nightmares.

The God Spider Has Come...

2007-07-30T14:14:00.000-04:00

One of the greatest directors of all-time past away today. The great Ingmar Bergman is no longer on this Earth. The world has just gotten a little less cooler again.

Check out The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Smiles of a Summer Night, Through a Glass Darkly, and Wild Strawberries to see cinema pushed to it’s limit.

Like a lot of people, I first encountered Ingmar Bergman with The Seventh Seal, which remains my favorite from his body of work. The Seventh Seal is a brilliant meditation on the existence of God and death. For many people when they think of The Seventh Seal, they automatically think of Max von Sydow’s Antonius Block facing off against Death in a game of chess. Me, I think of the scene where the Knight and his Squire come across the Witch being burned at the stake.

Squire: “Who will take care of that child. God, the devil, the nothingness? The nothingness, perhaps?”

Antonius Block: “It can't be so!”

Business Needs a Lift

2007-07-27T10:22:00.000-04:00

Fucking brilliant teaser poster for Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street!

Sunless Experience

2007-07-02T17:45:00.000-04:00

Watching Chris Marker’s Sans Soliel can be extremely tedious. Sans Soliel is a 100 minute meditation on time and memory done in a quasi-documentary style. A female narrator helps guide you through hundreds of video images from Japan, Africa, and Alfred Hitchcock Vertigo.

I don’t think the film is bad or un-watchable. It’s just after the first ten minutes, you’ve seen pretty much what the film has to offer. Sans Soliel is one of the rare times I’ve check a clock to see how much time was left in a movie.

The film’s highlight is a giraffe being shot by a hunter. Presumably something to do with time and memory…

Sans Soliel is really a film for the class room or for the most adventurous filmgoer. I guess I wasn’t feeling like Indiana Jones today.

Sicko & Me

2007-06-14T12:03:00.000-04:00

I admit that I’m a huge Michael Moore fan. I discovered his debut film Roger & Me at an old mom and pop video store in the early 1990’s and fell madly in love with it. At the time, Moore was just a local cult hero. I obsessively watched Roger & Me over and over again. I showed it to everyone I knew. I still consider it one of the best films I’ve ever seen.

I got a chance to watch Moore’s new film Sicko yesterday. I am disappointed to report that Sicko is very flawed.

The first hour is filmmaking as good as you’ll see it in a full length documentary. Heartbreaking tales of the American health care system failing the people.

The problems start to show up in the second half of the film when Moore travels abroad. There are too many sequences detailing virtually the same thing… that France and Great Britain have free universal health care. This whole section of the film could have been reduced to maybe three minutes., instead it’s close to thirty minutes.

The most problematic thing in Sicko is the already infamous ending. Moore travels to Cuba with ailing 9/11 rescue workers to seek medical treatment. Ok, exaggerated satire… wonderful stuff. The point has been made right? Not exactly. What we get in the very tail end of the picture is a lot of shots of Moore in a hallucinatory bewilderment state as the 9/11 rescue workers receive… breathing tests from hunky Cuban doctors?

It’s of course absurd to believe that a bunch of Yankees could travel down to Cuba and receive medical attention, no questions asked. What’s more believable is that Fidel Castro is a public relations whore who knows when to wine and dine. Plus, cameras slung by an Academy Award winning American filmmaker helps too.

The exclamation point is an embarrassingly staged ceremony by Cuban firefighters in honor of the 9/11 rescue workers. Lots of tears are shed, lots of hugs given… more shots of Michael Moore in a hallucinatory bewilderment state. The whole ceremony is inter-cut with Che Guevara’s daughter mumbling something about caring for the people. Yes, Che Guevara, the Stalinist guerilla warrior who never passed up an opportunity to execute someone. The man who imprisoned hundreds of artists, political opponents, and homosexuals.

I do not object to the film’s politics. I agree with them. What I object to is the silliness of the last half of the film. Moore hammers the point to the logical conclusion and then hammers it to the center of the Earth. There is also no excuse for the complete sloppiness of film craftsmanship. Moore is better than that.

The ending of Sicko is something Michael Moore would have goofed on in a previous motion picture.

Jerry Almighty

2007-05-16T12:52:00.001-04:00

I find the apologist in the media of Reverend Jerry Falwell to be fascinating. He said incredibly vulgar things about Jews, women, and homosexuals? “Yes… but he was a man of God…”

Seeing Greatness in Shadows

2007-05-16T12:01:00.000-04:00

Army of Shadows was disappointing. I still thought the film was really good, but it didn’t blow me away like a majority of Jean-Pierre Melville’s other films. Maybe I went into the film with too high of expectations. I want to see the greatness that other people see. I’m going to be jealous if any of my fiends love the hell out of it.

Every movie review I’ve read claims that Army of Shadows is Jean-Pierre Melville’s masterpiece. I think that honor still belongs to Le Samourai.

Kay Francis Has a Posse

2007-05-14T14:17:00.000-04:00

Loved Ernst Lubitsch’s Trouble in Paradise. It’s the most elegant pre-code talkie I’ve seen. It helps that Trouble in Paradise stars Herbert Marshall, Miriam Hopkins, and the gorgeous Kay Francis.

Kay Francis has a perfect face for black and white film. Dark eyes, dark hair, pale face…

Up next in the Ernst Lubitsch marathon, Heaven Can Wait. I also anticipate getting Melville’s Army of Shadows and Imamura's Vengeance Is Mine in the mail tomorrow.

Cowboy Blues

2007-05-14T11:00:00.000-04:00

The teacher was wrong to show an R-rated film to her class, but still…“traumatized”?

CHICAGO - A girl and her grandparents have sued the Chicago Board of Education, alleging that a substitute teacher showed the R-rated film "Brokeback Mountain" in class.

The lawsuit claims that Jessica Turner, 12, suffered psychological distress after viewing the movie in her 8th grade class at Ashburn Community Elementary School last year.

The film, which won three Oscars, depicts two cowboys who conceal their homosexual affair.

Turner and her grandparents, Kenneth and LaVerne Richardson, are seeking around $500,000 in damages.

"It is very important to me that my children not be exposed to this," said Kenneth Richardson, Turner's guardian. "The teacher knew she was not supposed to do this."

According to the lawsuit filed Friday in Cook County Circuit Court, the video was shown without permission from the students' parents and guardians.

The lawsuit also names Ashburn Principal Jewel Diaz and a substitute teacher, referred to as "Ms. Buford."

The substitute asked a student to shut the classroom door at the West Side school, saying: "What happens in Ms. Buford's class stays in Ms. Buford's class," according to the lawsuit.

Richardson said his granddaughter was traumatized by the movie and had to undergo psychological treatment and counseling.

In 2005, Richardson complained to school administrators about reading material that he said included curse words.

"This was the last straw," he said. "I feel the lawsuit was necessary because of the warning I had already given them on the literature they were giving out to children to read. I told them it was against our faith."

Messages left over the weekend with CPS officials were not immediately returned.

Giants in the Sky

2007-05-13T11:26:00.000-04:00

Here is video of the brillaint number 'Giants in the Sky' from Stephen Sondheim's Into the Woods.

I also tried to find video of 'No One is Alone' but failed.